Usual rules: Bold for things you’ve done, standard type for the rest. (my personal comments are in green)
Made a quilt with no knowledge, no skills, and no understanding that either are needed (my first quilt was made from a rudimentary cardboard triangle and sewn together without the points matching. The quilting was done with some very cheap invisible thread...more like fishing line and I didn't baste the layers together so it bunched as I sewed. Then I proudly hung it on the wall! I'm kinda glad to say it has long gone in the dumpster!)
Created an abomination and (at the time) was proud of it (see comment #1 above)
Created a quilt that was so hideous it made people or animals go blind
Had relatives throw a quilt you made outside in the muddy yard for the dogs to chew
Used severely mismatched fabric weights when piecing, for example, heavyweight denim and lightweight cotton
Didn’t pre-wash fabrics and later had them bleed all over the finished quilt (it was a red fabric on a strawberry appliqué quilt...luckly some painstaking stain removal on a q-tip solved the majority of the problem)
Used badly mismatched needle and bobbin thread
Puckered seams
Misaligned pieces
Ugly colours
Polyester fabrics that pilled (yep definitely did that and it's on a quilt still in use today)
Thick, scratchy polyester double knit fabrics
Batting that bearded up through the fabric
Free-motion quilting whose stitch size changed radically from stitch to stitch (that still happens :o)
Huge bird’s nests of bobbin thread that clogged the throat plate of the machine and broke the needle
Cluelessly attempted to stitch with a broken needle for several moments, thus perforating the quilt
Made stitches big enough to put your big toe through
Quilting lines that were about 6″ apart and allowed the stuffing to migrate and bunch up
Finished quilts that weren’t “square” and/or were badly blocked (see comment #1 above)
Quilt tops that wouldn’t lay flat, that had a “volcano” in the middle or perceptible ripple (I call that a bra quilt)
Backing that bunched up while quilting, leaving a portion of the batting uncovered (see comment #1 above)
Hand-tied a quilt with heavy crochet or regular yarn, which required a really huge-eyed needle which left giant holes in the quilt
Erroneously equated a quilt with a blanket, and “finished” the edge of the quilt with a blanket stitch using scratchy acrylic yarn.
Had to use pliers to force the needle through the quilt, yet didn’t understand that this might be a sign that something was fundamentally wrong
Backed with a 100 thread count bed sheet. (Extra points for polyester)
Quilted with fishing line (see comment #1 above)
Bled/sneezed/spilled coffee on a large section of quilt while making it
Had people compare your quilt to one they saw at Wal-Mart
Finished a quilt and only then realised that you hated it (I've had that happen a few times)
Gave a quilt to someone and had them be speechless - and not in a good way
Trimmed loose threads on a gift quilt at the last minute and cut a hole through the top
Sewed one or more fingers to the quilt, then had to carry the sewing machine and quilt around the house while looking for a screwdriver to remove the needle
Created appliqués with satin-stitched edges, which after a shamefully brief time became frayed-edge appliqués that flapped their way free of the quilt
So who's next to confess their sins :o)


















